Comments on: Ankiel Fitted for Bonds-Sized Helmet http://hirejimessian.com/2007/09/07/ankiel-fitted-for-bonds-sized-helmet/ Tue, 22 May 2012 23:49:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 By: SI.com - MLB - Report: Cards' Ankiel received shipment of HGH - Friday September 7, 2007 10:21AM http://hirejimessian.com/2007/09/07/ankiel-fitted-for-bonds-sized-helmet/comment-page-1/#comment-6002 SI.com - MLB - Report: Cards' Ankiel received shipment of HGH - Friday September 7, 2007 10:21AM Sat, 08 Sep 2007 02:34:09 +0000 http://hirejimessian.com/index.php/2007/09/07/ankiel-fitted-for-bonds-sized-helmet/#comment-6002 <!--%kramer-ref-pre%-->[...] Ankiel Fitted for Bonds-Sized Helmet Published 12 hours ago by Bad Kermit at Hire Jim Essian! ... Aww, poor ESPN. Their “feel-good” story of the year, the comeback of Rick “Vaughn” Ankiel, has turned into a “he felt me there, there, and there, and then I started crying” story. The “heroic” comeback of Rick Ankiel was apparently done on more than desire and soul patches. Good old Wild Thing was apparently taking enough HGH during his comeback to turn a miniature pony into just a normal-sized pony. ... [...]<!--%kramer-ref-post%--> [...] Ankiel Fitted for Bonds-Sized Helmet Published 12 hours ago by Bad Kermit at Hire Jim Essian! … Aww, poor ESPN. Their “feel-good” story of the year, the comeback of Rick “Vaughn” Ankiel, has turned into a “he felt me there, there, and there, and then I started crying” story. The “heroic” comeback of Rick Ankiel was apparently done on more than desire and soul patches. Good old Wild Thing was apparently taking enough HGH during his comeback to turn a miniature pony into just a normal-sized pony. … [...]

]]> By: Bad Kermit http://hirejimessian.com/2007/09/07/ankiel-fitted-for-bonds-sized-helmet/comment-page-1/#comment-5996 Bad Kermit Sat, 08 Sep 2007 00:38:18 +0000 http://hirejimessian.com/index.php/2007/09/07/ankiel-fitted-for-bonds-sized-helmet/#comment-5996 I think it was Dolan who compared him perfectly to <a href="http://smanofsteel76.files.wordpress.com/2007/01/keppler.jpg rel="nofollow">Cotton Weary</a>. I think it was Dolan who compared him perfectly to Cotton Weary.

]]> By: StPatrick http://hirejimessian.com/2007/09/07/ankiel-fitted-for-bonds-sized-helmet/comment-page-1/#comment-5991 StPatrick Fri, 07 Sep 2007 23:06:55 +0000 http://hirejimessian.com/index.php/2007/09/07/ankiel-fitted-for-bonds-sized-helmet/#comment-5991 Is it just me, or does Ankielhgh look just like a young Lou Diamond Phillips in that picture? Seriously, I'm asking. Is it just me, or does Ankielhgh look just like a young Lou Diamond Phillips in that picture? Seriously, I’m asking.

]]> By: Bad Kermit http://hirejimessian.com/2007/09/07/ankiel-fitted-for-bonds-sized-helmet/comment-page-1/#comment-5987 Bad Kermit Fri, 07 Sep 2007 20:59:43 +0000 http://hirejimessian.com/index.php/2007/09/07/ankiel-fitted-for-bonds-sized-helmet/#comment-5987 Yesterday, I felt so innocent. Today, I feel as dirty as Prince Fielder's cleavage after a doubleheader. Yesterday, I felt so innocent. Today, I feel as dirty as Prince Fielder’s cleavage after a doubleheader.

]]> By: Prince http://hirejimessian.com/2007/09/07/ankiel-fitted-for-bonds-sized-helmet/comment-page-1/#comment-5986 Prince Fri, 07 Sep 2007 20:55:55 +0000 http://hirejimessian.com/index.php/2007/09/07/ankiel-fitted-for-bonds-sized-helmet/#comment-5986 Whatever your thoughts on the jaw-dropping New York Daily News story this morning, that innocence is now replaced with ... something else. The afterworld? "jaw-dropping". A major league baseball player implicated in an illegal prescription drug ring. Yes, indeed. Certainly makes me want to open up and say ahh. Whatever your thoughts on the jaw-dropping New York Daily News story this morning, that innocence is now replaced with … something else.

The afterworld?

“jaw-dropping”. A major league baseball player implicated in an illegal prescription drug ring. Yes, indeed. Certainly makes me want to open up and say ahh.

]]> By: Bad Kermit http://hirejimessian.com/2007/09/07/ankiel-fitted-for-bonds-sized-helmet/comment-page-1/#comment-5980 Bad Kermit Fri, 07 Sep 2007 19:20:58 +0000 http://hirejimessian.com/index.php/2007/09/07/ankiel-fitted-for-bonds-sized-helmet/#comment-5980 I have plans for that article. I have plans for that article.

]]> By: Mark Giangreco Roman Wrestler http://hirejimessian.com/2007/09/07/ankiel-fitted-for-bonds-sized-helmet/comment-page-1/#comment-5979 Mark Giangreco Roman Wrestler Fri, 07 Sep 2007 19:18:24 +0000 http://hirejimessian.com/index.php/2007/09/07/ankiel-fitted-for-bonds-sized-helmet/#comment-5979 "Rick Ankiel is not hitting homeruns in 2007 because he took HGH in 2004"......oh.my.fucking.god. I wonder if the idiot who wrote that realizes the sharp chinned has obviously been using a performance enhancing drug they DONT test for since 2004. What a jagoff. “Rick Ankiel is not hitting homeruns in 2007 because he took HGH in 2004″……oh.my.fucking.god.

I wonder if the idiot who wrote that realizes the sharp chinned has obviously been using a performance enhancing drug they DONT test for since 2004. What a jagoff.

]]> By: Hygienic Sanchez http://hirejimessian.com/2007/09/07/ankiel-fitted-for-bonds-sized-helmet/comment-page-1/#comment-5975 Hygienic Sanchez Fri, 07 Sep 2007 18:49:44 +0000 http://hirejimessian.com/index.php/2007/09/07/ankiel-fitted-for-bonds-sized-helmet/#comment-5975 WOW...Will is a flaming homosexual folks. WOW…Will is a flaming homosexual folks.

]]> By: Will L. http://hirejimessian.com/2007/09/07/ankiel-fitted-for-bonds-sized-helmet/comment-page-1/#comment-5974 Will L. Fri, 07 Sep 2007 18:25:07 +0000 http://hirejimessian.com/index.php/2007/09/07/ankiel-fitted-for-bonds-sized-helmet/#comment-5974 We, the ever important Cardinal Nation...ah screw it. We're so fucking lame. We do, however, have a million jinx and curse jokes. Haha! God, we kill us. We, the ever important Cardinal Nation…ah screw it. We’re so fucking lame. We do, however, have a million jinx and curse jokes. Haha! God, we kill us.

]]> By: Bad Kermit http://hirejimessian.com/2007/09/07/ankiel-fitted-for-bonds-sized-helmet/comment-page-1/#comment-5972 Bad Kermit Fri, 07 Sep 2007 18:04:34 +0000 http://hirejimessian.com/index.php/2007/09/07/ankiel-fitted-for-bonds-sized-helmet/#comment-5972 At least there aren't a bunch of self-important hacks making idiotic excuses for him through poorly-written prose. Oh, <a href="http://deadspin.com/sports/rick-ankiel/what-we-lost-and-what-we-never-had-297390.php" rel="nofollow">wait</a>. At least there aren’t a bunch of self-important hacks making idiotic excuses for him through poorly-written prose. Oh, wait.

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