Comments on: Len, Bob, I Like You, But Get off Pierre’s Nuts http://hirejimessian.com/2007/09/05/len-bob-i-like-you-but-get-off-pierres-nuts/ Tue, 22 May 2012 23:49:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 By: Bad Kermit http://hirejimessian.com/2007/09/05/len-bob-i-like-you-but-get-off-pierres-nuts/comment-page-1/#comment-6097 Bad Kermit Mon, 10 Sep 2007 18:51:27 +0000 http://hirejimessian.com/index.php/2007/09/05/len-bob-i-like-you-but-get-off-pierres-nuts/#comment-6097 Thanks? Wait, are you kicking me off my own blog? I don't get it. I wasn't intending to make fun of you. Just making a joke. Thanks?

Wait, are you kicking me off my own blog?

I don’t get it. I wasn’t intending to make fun of you. Just making a joke.

]]> By: Steven http://hirejimessian.com/2007/09/05/len-bob-i-like-you-but-get-off-pierres-nuts/comment-page-1/#comment-6062 Steven Sun, 09 Sep 2007 18:51:57 +0000 http://hirejimessian.com/index.php/2007/09/05/len-bob-i-like-you-but-get-off-pierres-nuts/#comment-6062 “Also, thanks for not caring what I think, yet caring enough to tell me that you don’t care what I think. That seems…stupid.”

If that is really the standard that you are going to make for this site, I don’t see how there is any point to many of your posts, much less every post on pretty much every sports blog.

I think a lot of your writing on here is pretty funny, but don’t criticize someone for doing exactly what you do. If that is your response, then just go back to Desipio and make fun of NSBB or BCB like every other post on there seems to do. And be sure to make fun of me for pointing out that out to you, because that will make you seem edgier.

]]> By: Bad Kermit http://hirejimessian.com/2007/09/05/len-bob-i-like-you-but-get-off-pierres-nuts/comment-page-1/#comment-5925 Bad Kermit Thu, 06 Sep 2007 17:19:58 +0000 http://hirejimessian.com/index.php/2007/09/05/len-bob-i-like-you-but-get-off-pierres-nuts/#comment-5925 "The car seat for the team bus and plane" Nice. “The car seat for the team bus and plane”

Nice.

]]> By: Jack http://hirejimessian.com/2007/09/05/len-bob-i-like-you-but-get-off-pierres-nuts/comment-page-1/#comment-5923 Jack Thu, 06 Sep 2007 16:49:45 +0000 http://hirejimessian.com/index.php/2007/09/05/len-bob-i-like-you-but-get-off-pierres-nuts/#comment-5923 Even Jock Jones throws better than juan Pierre. Jacque does actually have power in his arm, he just can't seem to keep the ball in the air long enough for it go anywhere. He is throwing up some nice divots, so you know there's force behind the throws. Juan Pierre might as well have a slinky for an arm. Plus Jaque is waaaay less expensive. His salary is a lot less than Pierre's and the Cubs no longer have to shell out extra money for: Custom fitted hats for Juan's little peanut head Extra custom fitted hats for Juan to wear under his child size batting helmet. (Christ, there are little leaguer's with bigger heads than Pierre's. I think he needs to borrow some of Barry's flaxseed oil so his head can grow to adult size.) The car seat for the team bus and plane The booster seat Juan needs when the guys go out to eat Extra baseballs Juan uses to gauge the foul lines in every park (And no he can't use the same ones over and over again. What the hell is the matter with you for even thinking it? They have to be virgin baseballs.) Camoflage undies (since the fashion police took his T-shirts away) Cheetah blood. (You don't even want to know what the little fella does with this.) Even Jock Jones throws better than juan Pierre. Jacque does actually have power in his arm, he just can’t seem to keep the ball in the air long enough for it go anywhere. He is throwing up some nice divots, so you know there’s force behind the throws. Juan Pierre might as well have a slinky for an arm. Plus Jaque is waaaay less expensive. His salary is a lot less than Pierre’s and the Cubs no longer have to shell out extra money for:

Custom fitted hats for Juan’s little peanut head
Extra custom fitted hats for Juan to wear under his child size batting helmet. (Christ, there are little leaguer’s with bigger heads than Pierre’s. I think he needs to borrow some of Barry’s flaxseed oil so his head can grow to adult size.)
The car seat for the team bus and plane
The booster seat Juan needs when the guys go out to eat
Extra baseballs Juan uses to gauge the foul lines in every park (And no he can’t use the same ones over and over again. What the hell is the matter with you for even thinking it? They have to be virgin baseballs.)
Camoflage undies (since the fashion police took his T-shirts away)
Cheetah blood. (You don’t even want to know what the little fella does with this.)

]]> By: Bad Kermit http://hirejimessian.com/2007/09/05/len-bob-i-like-you-but-get-off-pierres-nuts/comment-page-1/#comment-5919 Bad Kermit Thu, 06 Sep 2007 14:33:48 +0000 http://hirejimessian.com/index.php/2007/09/05/len-bob-i-like-you-but-get-off-pierres-nuts/#comment-5919 Juan didn't want to be impaled on those ivory tusks in CF. Juan didn’t want to be impaled on those ivory tusks in CF.

]]> By: AB http://hirejimessian.com/2007/09/05/len-bob-i-like-you-but-get-off-pierres-nuts/comment-page-1/#comment-5918 AB Thu, 06 Sep 2007 14:26:46 +0000 http://hirejimessian.com/index.php/2007/09/05/len-bob-i-like-you-but-get-off-pierres-nuts/#comment-5918 The best/worst was when Len/Bob defended his error on the ball he misplayed into the vines by saying it wouldn't have mattered because he wouldn't have thrown out Soto anyway. The best/worst was when Len/Bob defended his error on the ball he misplayed into the vines by saying it wouldn’t have mattered because he wouldn’t have thrown out Soto anyway.

]]> By: Jack http://hirejimessian.com/2007/09/05/len-bob-i-like-you-but-get-off-pierres-nuts/comment-page-1/#comment-5917 Jack Thu, 06 Sep 2007 13:59:36 +0000 http://hirejimessian.com/index.php/2007/09/05/len-bob-i-like-you-but-get-off-pierres-nuts/#comment-5917 Juan PIerre sucks. 200 hits with a .330 OBP. Real scary. Stolen bases, woooo. When you have more bases stolen then RBI's, you can kiss my white butt. An Jock still can't throw, but he still looks better in center than Lucky Pierre. Juan PIerre sucks. 200 hits with a .330 OBP. Real scary. Stolen bases, woooo. When you have more bases stolen then RBI’s, you can kiss my white butt. An Jock still can’t throw, but he still looks better in center than Lucky Pierre.

]]> By: cherigrace http://hirejimessian.com/2007/09/05/len-bob-i-like-you-but-get-off-pierres-nuts/comment-page-1/#comment-5915 cherigrace Thu, 06 Sep 2007 12:46:48 +0000 http://hirejimessian.com/index.php/2007/09/05/len-bob-i-like-you-but-get-off-pierres-nuts/#comment-5915 Just the fact that his speediness is zooming around in center field counting the blades of grass makes the opposing pitcher nervous while he's sitting in the dugout watching JP. That, and the fact that he's thinking about JP's TWO HUNDRED hits, and how can he keep him from hitting one, and getting on base, and speeding around? It makes him crazy! He's actually caused several opposing pitchers to lose all confidence and bowel and bladder control. I have heard this from a highly reliable source (ARamBaller from the ESPN Radio Network) Just the fact that his speediness is zooming around in center field counting the blades of grass makes the opposing pitcher nervous while he’s sitting in the dugout watching JP. That, and the fact that he’s thinking about JP’s TWO HUNDRED hits, and how can he keep him from hitting one, and getting on base, and speeding around? It makes him crazy!
He’s actually caused several opposing pitchers to lose all confidence and bowel and bladder control. I have heard this from a highly reliable source (ARamBaller from the ESPN Radio Network)

]]> By: cherigrace http://hirejimessian.com/2007/09/05/len-bob-i-like-you-but-get-off-pierres-nuts/comment-page-1/#comment-5914 cherigrace Thu, 06 Sep 2007 12:42:43 +0000 http://hirejimessian.com/index.php/2007/09/05/len-bob-i-like-you-but-get-off-pierres-nuts/#comment-5914 And he brings a lot of intangibles to the plate. Like the fact that he's speedy, you know? Did you know besides having TWO HUNDRED hits, he's so speedy!! It makes the opposing pitcher nervous, and causes him to give up runs, so whenever his team wins it's really all due to him. And if you weren't so fixated on Moneyball philosophy you'd know this, BK. And he brings a lot of intangibles to the plate. Like the fact that he’s speedy, you know? Did you know besides having TWO HUNDRED hits, he’s so speedy!! It makes the opposing pitcher nervous, and causes him to give up runs, so whenever his team wins it’s really all due to him. And if you weren’t so fixated on Moneyball philosophy you’d know this, BK.

]]> By: TDubbs http://hirejimessian.com/2007/09/05/len-bob-i-like-you-but-get-off-pierres-nuts/comment-page-1/#comment-5913 TDubbs Thu, 06 Sep 2007 12:36:36 +0000 http://hirejimessian.com/index.php/2007/09/05/len-bob-i-like-you-but-get-off-pierres-nuts/#comment-5913 I like Juan Pierre. Not like, like, but like. And he had 200 hits. That's two more than 198. I like Juan Pierre. Not like, like, but like. And he had 200 hits. That’s two more than 198.

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