Please tell me this is a joke.
This is not acceptable.

Oh sweet Jesus. Every fifth game just became a four hour+ affair. Trachsel holds onto the ball like I hold on to my stool. AND we gave up Rocky Cherry?!! My favorite minor league pitcher with the coolest name on the planet. )By the way, Buck Coats is the name I would have chosen had I gone into gay porn.) What a load.

Yeah, sorry about that. Might be my fault for asking too much in return when Hendry contacted me about dealing for my grand pappy. He was willing to party with Soriano and Lee, but once we demanded Ronny and half of Hendry’s lunch, the deal was OFF.

Sure, Grandpa’s a bit slow, slightly demented, and attempts to EAT the baseball instead of pitching it every time we make the mistake of handing him one, but back off, man…at least he’s not a 37-year-old, washed-up, walking Quaalude.

This guy is soooo boring. Do we really need another guy that gets no run support? Isn’t Rich Hill enough?

I love how this organization trades away minor league pitching at the toss of a dime, but has no problem giving millions of dollars to the likes of Scott Eyre.

Great. My irrational hatred of Steve Traschel that I’ve carried with me since 1998 has been given new legs. Thanks a pantload, Hendry.