“This is how I met my first wife!”The Cubs have called up outfielder Felix Pie, presumably to not airmail the cutoff man not swing at the first pitch thrown by a struggling pitcher with bases loaded not make everyone in Chicago hate him play center field for the Cubs, with Jacques Jones sliding over to right field.

As always, HJE will inform you of the corresponding move as soon as Jim Hendry returns our calls.

*Thanks to Pat for the link.

UPDATE: The corresponding move, per MLB.com, is Angel Pagan to the DL.