I’m sorry your name is neither Ken nor Chris, and I’m REALLY sorry that this is your only gift.
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She’s really lucky just to have you in her life. I know I am. You’re the greatest present there is.
Although an ice cream cake wouldn’t hurt.
Your cake reminds me of sandlot ball games. We never had enough players for a full out field so right field was an automatic out.
Happy Birthday, Mrs. K.!
Bad Kermit, you should be ashamed of yourself. That is all you gave the wife? Well, I guess it is the thought that counts.
Joe Torre must be managing the team on the cake.
He’s making the black guy cover the whole outfield.
Extra hamstring. It’s science
Happy birthday to Mrs. Kermit. God help her.
Feliz cumpleańos Mrs. K!
Thanks for the Birthday wishes. I’ll be sure to take a picture of my actual cake, which will sadly look exactly like the one above.
Happy Birthday to me.
I hope ARamBaller is invited to the party.
Happy Birthday Mrs. Kermit!
No evite for this party?
What gives?