As Aramis’s personal asswipe. Apparently, everyone in Chicago crapped their pants after Aramis’s homer.
Oh, and FYI, my post was up LOOOOONG before Deadspin’s.
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Why Izturis …. why
WTF??? I know sports have their weird little homoerotic things that are perfectly normal, like slapping a guy’s ass as a way of saying “good job,” but this just seems beyond the pale.
i feel dirty watching that…and in slow-mo? there should be a warning on that link
ward laughs his ass off at the balls-tickler while pagan looks demonic
I think he was looking for the gold brick that Ramirez was shitting so he could use it for his own dead-ass at-bats.
Holy shit. I speechless. Speechless at WHY YOU WOULD NOTICE THAT!!!!
Chuck, I have to have watched that home run replay 20 times.
Pretty much just for that moment.
OH MY GOD
So whats worse, what Izturis did, or the fact that Ramirez didn’t seem to mind?
my stomach is uneasy after watching that
For the first time in my life, I wish i was Izturis
Don’t blame Ramirez for not doing anything. I’ve had that happen to me countless times and it’s always best not to fight it. Ya gotta just let ‘em finish. For real.
I just saw this video and it isn’t as fucking awesome as the other fucking video you put up. It is still pretty fucking awesome. Why do you care about fucking Deadspin? Aren’t they some corporote site? You guys have a fucking awesome site that fucking rocks. I like it better than fucking DEadspin or fucking Desipio or fucking Our Book of Scrap or any of those shitty sites. Your site is fuckign awesome and I want to get your fucking newsletter. Where do I send my fucking $5?
Deadspin sucks.
Isn’t that how a rusty trombone starts out?
Maybe one of the funniest things I have ever seen!
Did anyone else notice Mark DeRosa ass-ramming Aramis before Izturis “izzied” his coin purse? I don’t know which ones worse. Whatever it takes to win I guess.