Comments on: #5: Fred “The Fact that He Took Money from the Cubs Was a Crime, Dog” McGriff

By: Bad Kermit

Bad Kermit — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 19:00:56 +0000

@Big B - Either that, or because McGriff was a worthless turd who held the Cubs hostage for a month because he was content to run out the clock on his career in a baseball hellhole. One of those two things.

By: Big B

Big B — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 18:27:03 +0000

I think your all Fred Mcgriff groupies that have been rejected by him, he no longer gives you fruitcakes the cack and that has made you all spurn with envy….. …..HALL OF FAME 2009… LOSERS

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Wed, 18 Jul 2007 21:07:04 +0000

[...] 2001 — The Cubs trade a couple of scrubs for Fred McGriff. Then they wait for McGriff to weigh the benefits of spending the rest of the season with a team [...]

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#85: Ismael “Exxon” Valdez « Fire Lou Piniella! — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 23:26:53 +0000

[...] 5. Fred McGriff [...]

By: forklift

forklift — Wed, 20 Jun 2007 20:23:55 +0000

I’d forgotten that I called him a “human yeast infection”. That’s damn fine work, if I do say so myself.

By: Matt Stairs

Matt Stairs — Wed, 06 Jun 2007 14:39:25 +0000

16 inch or 12 inch??

Wade Miller wants to play too, but I don’t think his hand could, umm…, handle the, errr…., extra four inches in the 16 inch.

By: TDubbs

TDubbs — Wed, 06 Jun 2007 02:48:26 +0000

Fred’s mom isn’t very nice. Hell of a cook, but quite the bitch. The bitch makes some mean fried chicken though. Not to mention she smells like my ass crack after a 5 mile run.

p.s. That’s not a good smell.

By: Fred McGriff's Mom

Fred McGriff's Mom — Wed, 06 Jun 2007 02:04:46 +0000

You’re a complete moron. Fred McGriff is a great man. You just don’t understand how hard it is to hit 30 home runs with 5 different teams. Fred wanted to break that record since he was a young boy. When he was 12, he told me:

“Mama, some day I’m going to have 30 homer seasons for 5 different teams, and it won’t be easy, because guys who hit 30 homers are usually considered valuable, so I’m going to have to be absolutely putrid in every other aspect of the game other than hitting. And I’ll probably need the help of a shitty interim manager somewhere along the way.”

And Bruce Kimm, god bless ‘em, was that man. So fuck Jim Essian.

By: Bad Kermit

Bad Kermit — Tue, 05 Jun 2007 23:07:18 +0000

What can I say? Inspiration hit me like the lineup of a back-to-back-to-back AAU National Championship team.

By: StPatrick

StPatrick — Tue, 05 Jun 2007 22:59:23 +0000

BK, showing some range…After 120 entries, we get our first theme B126 post. Next time you talk to Kimmy, let him know that #5 is exactly the kind of record that I had totally forgotten, and will forget again within the next 48 hours.