Comments on: #6: Corey “Tarded” Patterson http://hirejimessian.com/2007/06/04/6-corey-tarded-patterson/ Tue, 22 May 2012 23:49:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 By: Ten Links: Corey Patterson | Miller Park Drunk http://hirejimessian.com/2007/06/04/6-corey-tarded-patterson/comment-page-1/#comment-45947 Ten Links: Corey Patterson | Miller Park Drunk Fri, 04 Sep 2009 18:51:39 +0000 http://hirejimessian.com/index.php/2007/06/04/6-corey-tarded-patterson/#comment-45947 [...] Corey "tarded" Patterson [...] [...] Corey "tarded" Patterson [...]

]]> By: Brewers Ashamed to Sign Patterson | Hire Jim Essian http://hirejimessian.com/2007/06/04/6-corey-tarded-patterson/comment-page-1/#comment-45298 Brewers Ashamed to Sign Patterson | Hire Jim Essian Mon, 03 Aug 2009 16:31:28 +0000 http://hirejimessian.com/index.php/2007/06/04/6-corey-tarded-patterson/#comment-45298 [...] yesterday, the Milwaukee Brewers signed Corey Patterson. Yes, the same Corey Patterson you know and hate. I hadn’t seen many people talking about it this morning, and I was curious as to why. [...] [...] yesterday, the Milwaukee Brewers signed Corey Patterson. Yes, the same Corey Patterson you know and hate. I hadn’t seen many people talking about it this morning, and I was curious as to why. [...]

]]> By: Message Boards: FELIX PIE IS NOT GOOD! - CBSSports.com http://hirejimessian.com/2007/06/04/6-corey-tarded-patterson/comment-page-1/#comment-28453 Message Boards: FELIX PIE IS NOT GOOD! - CBSSports.com Mon, 07 Apr 2008 19:17:05 +0000 http://hirejimessian.com/index.php/2007/06/04/6-corey-tarded-patterson/#comment-28453 <!--%kramer-ref-pre%-->[...] you can't say these things about Felix [...]<!--%kramer-ref-post%--> [...] you can't say these things about Felix [...]

]]> By: Cory Patterson ?? - NYYFans.com Forum http://hirejimessian.com/2007/06/04/6-corey-tarded-patterson/comment-page-1/#comment-13810 Cory Patterson ?? - NYYFans.com Forum Tue, 11 Dec 2007 17:38:42 +0000 http://hirejimessian.com/index.php/2007/06/04/6-corey-tarded-patterson/#comment-13810 <!--%kramer-ref-pre%-->[...] Originally Posted by BaseballFTW Out of curiosity...where do you get that from? I've never heard a thing about his attitude before. There were a few articles over the years about Baker and others taking exception to his work ethic. I could go search for them, but I'll let someone else make my point in far more hilarious fashion. http://hirejimessian.com/index.php/2...ded-patterson/ [...]<!--%kramer-ref-post%--> [...] Originally Posted by BaseballFTW Out of curiosity…where do you get that from? I’ve never heard a thing about his attitude before. There were a few articles over the years about Baker and others taking exception to his work ethic. I could go search for them, but I’ll let someone else make my point in far more hilarious fashion. http://hirejimessian.com/index.php/2…ded-patterson/ [...]

]]> By: What are we going to do about center field? http://hirejimessian.com/2007/06/04/6-corey-tarded-patterson/comment-page-1/#comment-8093 What are we going to do about center field? Thu, 18 Oct 2007 06:00:00 +0000 http://hirejimessian.com/index.php/2007/06/04/6-corey-tarded-patterson/#comment-8093 [...] past (24 HR for the Cubs in ‘04). Those are the positives, such as they are. The negatives? This pretty much covers it I think. Oh, and his agent is Scott [...] [...] past (24 HR for the Cubs in ‘04). Those are the positives, such as they are. The negatives? This pretty much covers it I think. Oh, and his agent is Scott [...]

]]> By: #85: Ismael “Exxon” Valdez « Fire Lou Piniella! http://hirejimessian.com/2007/06/04/6-corey-tarded-patterson/comment-page-1/#comment-3583 #85: Ismael “Exxon” Valdez « Fire Lou Piniella! Wed, 27 Jun 2007 23:27:28 +0000 http://hirejimessian.com/index.php/2007/06/04/6-corey-tarded-patterson/#comment-3583 <!--%kramer-ref-pre%-->[...] 6. Corey Patterson [...]<!--%kramer-ref-post%--> [...] 6. Corey Patterson [...]

]]> By: Bad Kermit http://hirejimessian.com/2007/06/04/6-corey-tarded-patterson/comment-page-1/#comment-2551 Bad Kermit Tue, 05 Jun 2007 14:30:18 +0000 http://hirejimessian.com/index.php/2007/06/04/6-corey-tarded-patterson/#comment-2551 Mike, that's not dickish. I'm retarded and forgot there were no playoffs in 1945. I'll fix it. I just looked at Corey's August, 2004. .336 / .388 / .605 How very un-Corey (except for the ability to hit .336 and somehow not have an OBP over .400). Mike, that’s not dickish. I’m retarded and forgot there were no playoffs in 1945. I’ll fix it. I just looked at Corey’s August, 2004.

.336 / .388 / .605

How very un-Corey (except for the ability to hit .336 and somehow not have an OBP over .400).

]]> By: BigFlax http://hirejimessian.com/2007/06/04/6-corey-tarded-patterson/comment-page-1/#comment-2548 BigFlax Tue, 05 Jun 2007 06:12:19 +0000 http://hirejimessian.com/index.php/2007/06/04/6-corey-tarded-patterson/#comment-2548 Was that Baseball Tonight's infamous "State an Insane Opinion" segment? Because then it kind of makes sense. Alternately, Patterson ended 2004 fairly well so I can see why Gammons might have been confused. But oh man, he must have been so embarrassed later. I bet if you brought this up to him at a party he would yell, "What's that?" and when you turn around, there's nothing. And then you turn back and Gammons is out the front door and jumping into a taxi. Was that Baseball Tonight’s infamous “State an Insane Opinion” segment? Because then it kind of makes sense. Alternately, Patterson ended 2004 fairly well so I can see why Gammons might have been confused. But oh man, he must have been so embarrassed later. I bet if you brought this up to him at a party he would yell, “What’s that?” and when you turn around, there’s nothing. And then you turn back and Gammons is out the front door and jumping into a taxi.

]]> By: Pell Mell http://hirejimessian.com/2007/06/04/6-corey-tarded-patterson/comment-page-1/#comment-2544 Pell Mell Tue, 05 Jun 2007 03:04:12 +0000 http://hirejimessian.com/index.php/2007/06/04/6-corey-tarded-patterson/#comment-2544 I swear this is true: I was watching an episode of Baseball Tonight just before the 2005 season. Gammons was being quizzed on his opinions of the NL Central. Just as they were about to cut away to another segment, he said: “Corey Patterson? Best hitter on the Cubs.” I almost plotzed!

]]> By: StPatrick http://hirejimessian.com/2007/06/04/6-corey-tarded-patterson/comment-page-1/#comment-2541 StPatrick Mon, 04 Jun 2007 22:49:33 +0000 http://hirejimessian.com/index.php/2007/06/04/6-corey-tarded-patterson/#comment-2541 Korey may be the most frustrating cub of my lifetime. I hope Bunc and Jimmy McNulty catch him buying crack in the towers and beat his ass up one side and down the other. Did you know people think he looks like Rick Fox? You may look like Fox, but you hit like shit. Korey may be the most frustrating cub of my lifetime. I hope Bunc and Jimmy McNulty catch him buying crack in the towers and beat his ass up one side and down the other. Did you know people think he looks like Rick Fox? You may look like Fox, but you hit like shit.

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