At least nobody’s made the joke about him needing to wear 3.14 900 bajillion times. I’m sure the muskrat will come up with something great. The headline should read “Pie Recalled; Won’t Help”.

Maybe that should be the slogan of the ’07 Cubs. “Come for the game, stay for the Pie.”

A meal, Pie does not make.

Where’s the static from Lou calling out Hendry during his postgame interview the other day? He flat-out said he doesn’t have the horses…no response from high roller Hendry. He was probably eating actual pie. Nice thing about a 9 run lead – even the Cub bullpen has to be worse than normal to F that up.

well i’m hoping Pie carries that .400+ avg from the minors with him, at least into the .300 range with .360 or so obp. Then we can trade JJones, cash, and an apology letter to the receiving team for a bag of balls. The cash amount would be face value for said bag of balls.