Comments on: #9: Antonio Alfonseca “cksucker”

By: #85: Ismael “Exxon” Valdez « Fire Lou Piniella!

#85: Ismael “Exxon” Valdez « Fire Lou Piniella! — Fri, 29 Jun 2007 02:48:55 +0000

[...] 9. Antonio Alfonseca [...]

By: Jack

Jack — Mon, 04 Jun 2007 14:20:11 +0000

Kerm, your nightmare may come true. Jose Measa was released by the Tigers and the Cubs need bullpen help. You do the math. Right now, Jim Hendry’s sugar coated fingers are dialing the number for Mesa’s agent to plead with him to allow the big man to come to Wrigley for the remainder of the year. Please, Jesus, let the line be busy. Let the Royals or Rays sign this big piece of blubber before our dipshit GM can get through.

By: bocaj

bocaj — Thu, 31 May 2007 04:28:47 +0000

don’t forget ryan theriot

By: Bad Kermit

Bad Kermit — Thu, 31 May 2007 03:31:39 +0000

Michael Wuertz and David Weathers say otherwise.

By: vapor

vapor — Thu, 31 May 2007 03:28:43 +0000

you left out he is without a doubt the ugliest person to play for the Cubs, or perhaps ANY team, minor leagues included

By: bocaj

bocaj — Thu, 31 May 2007 03:11:28 +0000

you would have boned mrs. alfonseca on your honeymoon just to prevent antonio from ever being born?

By: CT

CT — Thu, 31 May 2007 00:02:17 +0000

One of my biggest regrets is that Dale Torborg didn’t catch that fat piece of shit and tear him limb from limb.

By: Mike D.

Mike D. — Wed, 30 May 2007 22:33:17 +0000

1) Holy crap I thought I was the only who STILL remembered how MAJOR LEAGUE MANAGER Don Baylor managed to funk up that double switch. How hard is it to calculate the worst case scenario–bases loaded, two outs–and then go backwards from there? No wonder that dumbass hasn’t found another manager’s job.

2) Those comments at “Bugs and Cranks” or whatever it is were pretty hilarious.

Good work, Kerm.

And so long as Todd Hundley is in the Top One, I’m sure we’ll all go home happy.

By: Bad Kermit

Bad Kermit — Wed, 30 May 2007 18:14:34 +0000

TG, I consider that a challenge. I’d be willing you bet you hate at least 50% of the Bottom 8 more than Alf.

By: Northside Fro Dog

Northside Fro Dog — Wed, 30 May 2007 17:27:31 +0000

Antonio AlFATseca or Alfonsucka? I don’t know. He sucked big time though. The only one good moment he had was in 2003 in that 10 hour-rain delay game against Arizona. AlFatSeca was the only reliever left with Shawn Estes warming up in a game which I believe ended in 17 innings. Alfonseca pitched three scoreless innings including one inning I believe had the bases loaded and nobody out. YIKES!

Bad Kerm, I think his low point also could have been that game in St. Louis 2003 where he bobbled that grounder and stumbled on the mound and shit away the game.