Comments on: Sweet Uncle Lou’s Friday Roundup: The “Ahh! Cicadas!” Edition

By: level5

level5 — Sat, 26 May 2007 14:06:39 +0000

Don’t eat too many Cicadas Lou. Eat too many and the shit will fly out of your ass. Pigs will fly out of my ass if you win the World Series this year.

By: Bad Kermit

Bad Kermit — Sat, 26 May 2007 04:41:08 +0000

I’m only watching the game in the hopes that Alyssa Milano’s top will fall off.

By: Slaky

Slaky — Sat, 26 May 2007 01:10:26 +0000

Lou, get your fucking act together. I’m going to watch the game tonight despite the negative impact it will have on my mental health. Figure this shit out.

Love. Slaky (pronounced SLACK-EEEEEEEEE)

By: al

al — Sat, 26 May 2007 00:23:22 +0000

Well, I gotta go. I�ve been eating cicadas for the last few days, and I�m more than a little nervous about the way my last shit..funny stuff!..is that why you never look very happy in the dugout…well with the way the cubs are playing I’m shocked that more people arent eating them during the game

By: Sweet Uncle Lou

Sweet Uncle Lou — Fri, 25 May 2007 20:16:06 +0000

Good point, Cicadas. But can you please stop flying into my nuts? Buy your World Series tickets now, bitches.

By: Cicadas

Cicadas — Fri, 25 May 2007 20:08:13 +0000

Hey, Lou:

How did your team do the last time we came out?

By: Bored Again

Bored Again — Fri, 25 May 2007 19:37:11 +0000

Can someone send me a pound of those tenerals and some Old Style?

By: TDubbs

TDubbs — Fri, 25 May 2007 19:20:08 +0000

You’ve actually seen a cicada this year? LIAR