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To Jock Jones:
Happy Mutha’s Day, bitch.
Is that the model wheelchair that will wheel Roger out to the mound this year??
on the topic of dick heads… i just heard an awesome qoute from Joe Morgan. it went like this:
after boof bonser walks gary sheffield twice, joe comments on the fact that gary is the most feared, mortal (apparently bonds is a god to morgan, though a second-hand god to himself) hitter in baseball. he then decides to smartly point out that pitchers are pitching to gary as if he were a player up to bat in the bottom of the ninth with the bases loaded, than says something that the’re not giving in to him…i dont know why u would want to pitch around anyone with the bases loaded in any inning nor how walking someone twice is called not giving in, anyone?…
i don’t know i’m just bored but i thought this was pretty amusing