Happy Mothers’ Day, Mom, Mrs. Essian, and All You Other Moms Out There
Remember. Even dickheads like Roger Clemens have moms. Thanks for the six hours of labor, Ma. Happy Mothers’ Day!
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To Jock Jones:
Happy Mutha’s Day, bitch.
Is that the model wheelchair that will wheel Roger out to the mound this year??
on the topic of dick heads… i just heard an awesome qoute from Joe Morgan. it went like this:
after boof bonser walks gary sheffield twice, joe comments on the fact that gary is the most feared, mortal (apparently bonds is a god to morgan, though a second-hand god to himself) hitter in baseball. he then decides to smartly point out that pitchers are pitching to gary as if he were a player up to bat in the bottom of the ninth with the bases loaded, than says something that the’re not giving in to him…i dont know why u would want to pitch around anyone with the bases loaded in any inning nor how walking someone twice is called not giving in, anyone?…
i don’t know i’m just bored but i thought this was pretty amusing