http://hirejimessian.com/2007/04/10/45-gary-matthews-jr/ Sat, 11 Feb 2012 16:57:16 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 http://hirejimessian.com/2007/04/10/45-gary-matthews-jr/comment-page-1/#comment-2114 BrandonClouatre Wed, 23 May 2007 08:25:58 +0000 http://hirejimessian.com/index.php/2007/04/10/45-gary-matthews-jr/#comment-2114 Every time someone says "stinging grounder", his balls twitch a little. Every time someone says “stinging grounder”, his balls twitch a little.

]]> http://hirejimessian.com/2007/04/10/45-gary-matthews-jr/comment-page-1/#comment-1260 Bad Kermit Wed, 11 Apr 2007 14:55:15 +0000 http://hirejimessian.com/index.php/2007/04/10/45-gary-matthews-jr/#comment-1260 Holy hell I forgot a nickname. Thanks for pointing that out, Q. Fixed it. Holy hell I forgot a nickname. Thanks for pointing that out, Q. Fixed it.

]]> http://hirejimessian.com/2007/04/10/45-gary-matthews-jr/comment-page-1/#comment-1258 TDubbs Wed, 11 Apr 2007 13:23:05 +0000 http://hirejimessian.com/index.php/2007/04/10/45-gary-matthews-jr/#comment-1258 The only reason I take HGH is b/c it makes my head bigger. That, in turn, I'm assuming makes my brain bigger, which, again, in turn, makes me smarter. Not to mention the numbing sensation in my scrotum. The only reason I take HGH is b/c it makes my head bigger. That, in turn, I’m assuming makes my brain bigger, which, again, in turn, makes me smarter. Not to mention the numbing sensation in my scrotum.

]]> http://hirejimessian.com/2007/04/10/45-gary-matthews-jr/comment-page-1/#comment-1257 domer.mq Wed, 11 Apr 2007 13:02:39 +0000 http://hirejimessian.com/index.php/2007/04/10/45-gary-matthews-jr/#comment-1257 Does it count if there isn't a clever nickname? Something like Gary "I Make Baby Jesus Cray Every Time I Shoot Up, But I Just Don't Care" Matthews ,Jr? Does it count if there isn’t a clever nickname? Something like Gary “I Make Baby Jesus Cray Every Time I Shoot Up, But I Just Don’t Care” Matthews ,Jr?

]]> http://hirejimessian.com/2007/04/10/45-gary-matthews-jr/comment-page-1/#comment-1252 Mike D. Wed, 11 Apr 2007 00:52:59 +0000 http://hirejimessian.com/index.php/2007/04/10/45-gary-matthews-jr/#comment-1252 I'm sure it's not the only time "Gary Mathews Jr." and "cycle" have also appeared in the same sentence. I’m sure it’s not the only time “Gary Mathews Jr.” and “cycle” have also appeared in the same sentence.

]]> http://hirejimessian.com/2007/04/10/45-gary-matthews-jr/comment-page-1/#comment-1250 StPatrick Tue, 10 Apr 2007 23:29:29 +0000 http://hirejimessian.com/index.php/2007/04/10/45-gary-matthews-jr/#comment-1250 My balls feel very firm, but the outside is hard to describe unless you specify what the temperature is. As far as PFC Matthews, he is a walking advertisement for HGH. I'm surprised the German army isn't prescribing this stuff already (history buffs and white sux fans already know they invented and distributed meth in WWII). Shit, I was an average baseball player, if average means terrible. If I can take a needle now and again and not suck as bad, sign me up. Sorry guys...Jason Grimsley is over, and he typed that last sentence. My balls feel very firm, but the outside is hard to describe unless you specify what the temperature is. As far as PFC Matthews, he is a walking advertisement for HGH. I’m surprised the German army isn’t prescribing this stuff already (history buffs and white sux fans already know they invented and distributed meth in WWII). Shit, I was an average baseball player, if average means terrible. If I can take a needle now and again and not suck as bad, sign me up. Sorry guys…Jason Grimsley is over, and he typed that last sentence.

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