Comments on: #60: “Little” Cesar Izturis

By: Hire Jim Essian! » Blog Archive » #25: Jerry “As Annoying as Gum in Your” Hairston, Jr.

Sun, 06 May 2007 02:18:49 +0000

[...] Sammy Sosa for this guy? Only the Cubs could turn Hall of Famers Greg Maddux and Sammy Sosa into Cesar Izturis and Jerry Hairston, [...]

By: Hire Jim Essian! » Blog Archive » #44: Nomar “Cherry” Garciaparra

Wed, 11 Apr 2007 14:56:47 +0000

[...] where he of course had an All-Star comeback season as the Dodgers’ first baseman. And now, Cesar Izturis is the Cubs’ starting shortstop! [...]

By: JD

JD — Tue, 27 Mar 2007 01:44:54 +0000

I just rocked a deuce…

By: StPatrick

StPatrick — Mon, 26 Mar 2007 22:16:50 +0000

I’m still rocking the deuce. Zing away, I deserve it.

By: Bad Kermit

Bad Kermit — Mon, 26 Mar 2007 22:12:25 +0000

Or like thinking you’re getting an Xbox 360 for Christmas and ending up getting a PS3. ZING!

By: StPatrick

StPatrick — Mon, 26 Mar 2007 22:07:02 +0000

Some advice to those of you lucky enough to still be in Chicago – don’t ever leave! WGN shows like one game a week now, and when you flip through the on-screen guide, it just says “Major League Baseball”. Sweet! Cubs! Then you press the enter button, and it’s the damned white sox. It’s like getting a Playstation 3 from your aunt for Christmas, then finding bunny pajamas with feet on them in the box.

By: StPatrick

StPatrick — Mon, 26 Mar 2007 22:04:22 +0000

I positive Big Z. Not because he’s awesome – just because of the first time I saw him. Went to Cinci (shitty park) his rookie year, and my first thought was “That’s the biggest damned Mexican I’ve ever seen!” Later I found out he was Venezuelan, but no matter. This reminded me of the Buscemi scene in desperado where he describes a guy wiping out an entire bar, and says he was “the biggest Mexican I’ve ever seen”. I was in for the long haul.

Also, I was thinking of Voltron. Sue me, I was like 8 years old then.

By: Pre

Pre — Mon, 26 Mar 2007 14:44:50 +0000

There were several transformers that could do the Voltron thing and combine into a bigger robot.

Izturus sucks, sooo much it’s crazy.

I guess I’m okay with Pagan as a 5th outfielder. He’s cheap, can play all 3 OF positions, is relatively fast to pinch run, and isn’t a total waste with the bat (he’s decidedly mediocre in my book). He’s fine – but in that assy way of saying fine where you mean you expected better.

By: JD

JD — Mon, 26 Mar 2007 03:34:29 +0000

Constructicons? Was that it?

By: CT

CT — Mon, 26 Mar 2007 02:51:46 +0000

Foshizzle.