Cubs in ‘07: Middling Middle Relievers Mixed with Mediocre Middle Infielders; Aardsma Sacked


CHICAGO–The Cubs acquired left-handed reliever Neal Cotts today for fan favorite David Aardsma and Carlos Vasquez. Does this mean the end of the Will Ohman era? God, I hope not.

For the record, Cotts has had exactly one good year, just like newly-acquired Cub Mark DeRosa. Hendry is expected to sign other people of Cotts’ and DeRosa’s like ilk, having made offers to Toto, Dexy’s Midnight Runners, The Baha Men, and Right Said Fred.

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