Webb Wins NL Cy Young; Zambrano Eats Webb’s Young

Posted by Bad Kermit
Posted on November 14, 2006

CHICAGO–Despite Cubs ace Carlos Zambrano’s success in the face of the 2006 Cubs’ offensive futility, Arizona Diamondbacks pitcher Brandon Webb won the National League Cy Young award on Tuesday.

Webb will take home the Cy Young, but will not be able to show it to his own young, as Zambrano, disappointed about losing the reward, devoured Webb’s children early Tuesday afternoon.

Zambrano could not be reached for comment.  He was last seen sprinting around the earth in an attempt to reverse the earth’s rotation so that he might go back to his April 30 start against Milwaukee, when Zambrano gave up 7 earned runs in 4 innings.

Uncategorized

If you enjoyed this post, please consider leaving a comment or subscribing to the feed to get future articles delivered to your feed reader.

Comments

One Response to “Webb Wins NL Cy Young; Zambrano Eats Webb’s Young”

Leave Comment

(required)

(required)